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Whoopdy-fucking-do

Day one of period number 483 has arrived. Okay, period 18 but it certainly feels like I'm close to 500. I'm so pissed off. Fuming. LIVID even. I'm not even upset. I'm just super annoyed. Here's the thing. I'm lazy. Naturally, I was just born that way. No judgment please, I can't help it. I… Continue reading Whoopdy-fucking-do

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I’m definitely not slowly turning into a crazy person…

Christ, I've been a bit lax with the ole blog lately. To be fair, my life is pretty boring at the moment. I'm a week into my tww and pretending to myself that I'm not a neurotic basket-case that is massively overthinking everything at this point. I am a calm, serene normal person. Promise. I've… Continue reading I’m definitely not slowly turning into a crazy person…

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Merry Ovulation-mas

I am back to proper ttc this cycle as per the advice of Dr "I'm so young that I've never recorded the Top 40 off the radio on to cassette". I'm talking actually knowing what cycle day I'm on, using opks again, trying to find a time where we can sneak upstairs and my dear… Continue reading Merry Ovulation-mas

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Free of the Fertility Clinic and also the confines of Booby Prison

So that's it. I'm done. The fertility clinic has officially discharged us. Part of me is relieved that I no longer have to ensure full vaginal pampering is maintained and I don't have to sit in a waiting room full of young pregnant girls rubbing their bellies. But now I'm a bit like, ummm so...… Continue reading Free of the Fertility Clinic and also the confines of Booby Prison

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IVF with donor eggs or your own eggs?

Okay, so here’s the situation; you are suddenly faced with secondary or unexplained infertility. This can (and often, will) make you question your entire womanhood. Why can’t I make a baby the normal, pleasant way after a night spent necking tequila shots at some crappy bar? Is IVF with donor eggs the only option for… Continue reading IVF with donor eggs or your own eggs?

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Never watch the Friends finale when you’re on your period

I mean that. Seriously. Just don't do it, it's not worth it. I don't know whether it was the finale itself or the realisation that I have managed to binge-watch ten seasons of Friends but either way, I cried like a baby. Well, my period vanished almost as quickly as it arrived. Came Sunday morning,… Continue reading Never watch the Friends finale when you’re on your period

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You know you’ve been TTC for too long when…

This was a question asked on the conception board on Mumsnet and I couldn't help but nod viciously at every answer. Sooo I thought, hell, why not make a blog post about it, with the help of some fellow ttc'ers. So, you know you've been TTC for too long when... • Your period is due… Continue reading You know you’ve been TTC for too long when…