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I Hate My Body Part 327

For fucks SAKE. So my goddamn period was due yesterday. Guess what? It's not fucking turned up. I'm sorry to swear so profusely (I'm not really sorry) but WHY? Why is my body doing this to me?? Before anyone says "take a test" I already did after work today. Stupidly. Of course it was negative… Continue reading I Hate My Body Part 327

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When even your damn Sims are pregnant…

I'm just super fucked off today. I'm on like, I don't know, 8dpo or something. If I even ovulated at all. I know I'm not pregnant but I've still got to wait for my period and every day that goes by I swear another person has an "oopsie" and gets pregnant without even wanting to.… Continue reading When even your damn Sims are pregnant…

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Secondary Infertility: A Saga

As I'm nearing the end of my 4000th cycle (approx), I wanted to just kind of talk about something that I feel doesn't get too much in the way of coverage normally but that I feel should; Secondary infertility. Most women I know who are struggling to conceive are trying for their first baby. The… Continue reading Secondary Infertility: A Saga

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Eggs-tremely fed up

Whassup, bitches. Easter is over, I have eaten so many Creme eggs I don't want to even look at chocolate ever again. Even though there are literally bags full of the stuff all over the kitchen because the Easter bunny didn't realise we have a serious storage problem in this house. I've been really slacking… Continue reading Eggs-tremely fed up

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Tales from my (super gross) uterus…

CD5, what joy! What elation! Kind of. It won't surprise any of you to hear that I've had another "weird" period. I never knew that a person could get so deeply neurotic about menstruating but here I am. I'm not going to beat about the bush here quite frankly so if you're squeamish and/or of… Continue reading Tales from my (super gross) uterus…

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Whoopdy-fucking-do

Day one of period number 483 has arrived. Okay, period 18 but it certainly feels like I'm close to 500. I'm so pissed off. Fuming. LIVID even. I'm not even upset. I'm just super annoyed. Here's the thing. I'm lazy. Naturally, I was just born that way. No judgment please, I can't help it. I… Continue reading Whoopdy-fucking-do

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I’m definitely not slowly turning into a crazy person…

Christ, I've been a bit lax with the ole blog lately. To be fair, my life is pretty boring at the moment. I'm a week into my tww and pretending to myself that I'm not a neurotic basket-case that is massively overthinking everything at this point. I am a calm, serene normal person. Promise. I've… Continue reading I’m definitely not slowly turning into a crazy person…